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Two positive in latest Premier League coronavirus tests

‘We have to be flexible’ – Premier League chief executive Richard Masters speaks to BBC sports editor Dan Roan An unnamed Bournemouth player is one of two new coronavirus cases discovered by the latest round of Premier League tests – taking the overall total of positive results…

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Six positive coronavirus tests in Premier League
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Six positive coronavirus tests in Premier League

Media playback is not supported on this device Some Premier League players return to training One player and two staff at Watford and Burnley assistant manager Ian Woan are among six positive Premier League tests for coronavirus.The other two are at a third club, the details of which have not been revealed.Players and staff who…

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Watford’s Mariappa confirms he has coronavirus
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Watford’s Mariappa confirms he has coronavirus

Media playback is not supported on this device Some Premier League players return to training Watford defender Adrian Mariappa says he is one of three people who tested positive for coronavirus at the club.On Tuesday, it was announced there had been six positive tests across three Premier League clubs.Two staff at Watford and Burnley assistant…

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Walker says he feels ‘harassed’ after lockdown breach reports
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Walker says he feels ‘harassed’ after lockdown breach reports

Kyle Walker has won 48 caps for England and two Premier League titles at Manchester CityManchester City and England defender Kyle Walker says he feels he is “being harassed” after it was reported he had broken social distancing rules again.Walker, 29, confirmed he went to Sheffield to see his sister on Wednesday to give her…

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Coronavirus: Premier League clubs committed to completing season with no date set
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Coronavirus: Premier League clubs committed to completing season with no date set

Premier League football has been suspended since 13 MarchFinishing the season in a 40-day window was one of the scenarios discussed at a Premier League meeting on Friday.Top-flight clubs remain committed to playing all 92 remaining fixtures this season but did not discuss a deadline by which action must resume.Clubs were expected to debate a…

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Coronavirus: What is the state of play in Europe’s major leagues?
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Coronavirus: What is the state of play in Europe’s major leagues?

The title battle at the top of La Liga is among the many footballing issues on holdFootball is suspended across most of Europe because of the continued spread of coronavirus.The game in England is suspended indefinitely and, while Premier League clubs are due to meet on Friday to discuss the situation, there is unlikely to…

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Manchester City star Kyle Walker apologises for hosting ‘sex party’ during coronavirus lockdown
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Manchester City star Kyle Walker apologises for hosting ‘sex party’ during coronavirus lockdown

Manchester City star Kyle Walker is facing disciplinary action after reportedly breaking coronavirus lockdown conditions by hosting a “sex party.”The 29-year-old England defender was advised to stay at home and has apologised after the Sun newspaper reported that he invited two call girls to his flat last week.Making matters worse, Walker urged the public to…

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