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Italy once again reported the highest single-day death toll for any country since the coronavirus outbreak sparked: 627 deaths
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Italy once again reported the highest single-day death toll for any country since the coronavirus outbreak sparked: 627 deaths

Medical personnel transport a COVID-19 patient to an ICU tent in Cremona, Italy.Emanuele Cremaschi/Italy on Friday reported 627 coronavirus deaths: That’s the largest single-day jump in the four weeks since the COVID-19 outbreak began in the European nation.Just two days prior, Italy confirmed 475 deaths, which was then the highest death toll reported in…

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A 44-year-old with the coronavirus said he’s had colds and flus that are worse, but understands why it could be deadly
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A 44-year-old with the coronavirus said he’s had colds and flus that are worse, but understands why it could be deadly

Todd Herman, a 44-year-old entrepreneur and dad in New York City, was diagnosed with COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, ove a week ago and is currently quarantining with his family in their apartment. His symptoms are relatively mild, and he said he’s probably had “70 flus and colds” over his life that were…

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Your emergency fund is more important than ever
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Your emergency fund is more important than ever

Personal Finance Insider writes about products, strategies, and tips to help you make smart decisions with your money. We may receive a small commission from our partners, but our reporting and recommendations are always independent and objective.In a crisis like the coronavirus pandemic and its ensuing economic fallout, an emergency fund is your first line…

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8 Books & Activities To Keep Kids Busy Right Now
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8 Books & Activities To Keep Kids Busy Right Now

Coronavirus has closed schools in half of the U.S., leaving plenty of parents wondering what to do with their kids all day. Social media is packed with memes about already-exhausted parents trying to figure out how to work remotely, get regular household chores done, and just try to find a minute to breathe, all while…

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Boeing to suspend production in Puget Sound area amid coronavirus outbreak
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Boeing to suspend production in Puget Sound area amid coronavirus outbreak

SEATTLE — Boeing said Monday it would suspend production operations at its Puget Sound area facilities for at least 14 days amid the coronavirus outbreak. The company planned to begin reducing production starting immediately, with the suspension of operations across the area beginning Wednesday, March 25. “The suspension of production operations will last 14 days,…

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Oakland County orders closures of malls, adjacent businesses
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Oakland County orders closures of malls, adjacent businesses

Sarah Rahal and Beth LeBlanc, The Detroit News Published 11:40 a.m. ET March 21, 2020 | Updated 4:41 p.m. ET March 21, 2020Pontiac — Oakland County Executive Dave Coulter said the county will order the closure of all malls in the county, a prohibition on using playground equipment and the required screening of visitors, children and…

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Coronavirus: China holds 3 minute reflection to honour virus victims
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Coronavirus: China holds 3 minute reflection to honour virus victims

With air raid sirens wailing and flags at half-staff, China held a three-minute nationwide moment of reflection on Saturday to honor those who have died in the coronavirus outbreak, especially “martyrs” who fell while fighting what has become a global pandemic.Commemorations took place at 10 a.m. in all major cities, but were particularly poignant in…

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The musical quarantine: Free apps and lessons from Korg, Moog and Fender
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The musical quarantine: Free apps and lessons from Korg, Moog and Fender

Moog For the most up-to-date news and information about the coronavirus pandemic, visit the WHO website. I’m stuck at home with two kids and am constantly looking for new activities to occupy them. We’re fortunate to have a piano and guitar around — but we’ve been collecting music apps and software to beef up our…

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The ‘Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus’ song, a parody of ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!’
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The ‘Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus’ song, a parody of ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!’

You need this. So do I. Ladies and gentlemutants, this is Daniel Matarazzo performing his ode to coronavirus, ‘Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus!.’ It’s a parody of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, from the 1964 musical ‘Mary Poppins.’ I love this man and I love his song so very much. Tom Lehrer, reincarnated, and stuck at home during…

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3 Nerdy, But Useful, Things to Do Around Your House While Stuck at Home
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3 Nerdy, But Useful, Things to Do Around Your House While Stuck at Home

While you’re home, now is the time to decorate your home the way you want it. For example, I hung up my custom framed Olly Moss Star Wars posters. Yes, this is a bit of a humblebrag.Photo: All Images (Germain Lussier)Being stuck at home sucks. One of the best things you can do—besides absolutely staying…

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